Análisis semántico

I've just checked my mail [lo típico] and seen your message (sorry, I haven't been checking my email very often lately).
It's strange, I feel a similar way [no creo que tú envidies mi teclado de ordenador porque mis manos están ahora mismo encima de él]. Like you [echando balones fuera] I've known other girls [putas], but with you I had a crazy attraction [oh dios] and I have to say, great sex [hice uso de mi mejor repertorio sexual, you know]. I often think about you and remember things we did (not only sex) [así como cuando comprábamos pink balls, cuando tuviste un annoying day con mis calcetines con un agujero en el dedo gordo o cuando te miraba mientras te maquillabas y yo era tan feliz]. I'm sure if things had been different [podrías contestar uno de mis 85764674 emails para quedar] we could have had something. I don't know if you feel the same way [no lo creo ni de lejos] but it's best to tell you these things. I felt very good with you... [sí quiero casarme contigo, me gusta cuando eres tan sutil :D]